Sample the wit and wisdom of Jonathan Ross - film critic, social commentator, and mischief maker. On Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills: "I wouldn't be surprised if we found out she's actually got two legs." On bad films: "I love good stupid movies and make no apology for that fact. I suspect I'm the only film critic in the country who's a fully paid-up member of the Adam Sandler Fan Club or who can quote whole scenes from that underrated masterpiece of contemporary film comedy Soul Plane." On the reunited Spice Girls: "The Spice Girls are reforming - in the same way they reform meat into nuggets. God bless them, they're going to be reforming under the name Atomic Mutton." On the movie V For Vendetta: "If it had been called V for Vasectomy, I could scarcely have found it a less enjoyable experience." On Twitter: "I have a great idea! Let's start a book club on Twitter! One a week and we all post mini-reviews!" On celebrity: "The depressing thing - or one of the depressing things - about fame is how quickly you get used to it and start to take it for granted." On director Kevin Smith: "Into the life of every film critic a little rain must fall, but even that knowledge, or the experience of watching four other dreadful Kevin Smith films, barely prepared me for the biblical deluge of awfulness that is Clerks II. Even by the pitiful standards of films such as Mallrats and Dogma, Mr. Smith's latest work is breathtakingly shoddy. It's a real tribute to the man's shrewd use of the Internet to keep his profile alive that he's managed to sustain a career in the movie industry, as he has no detectable talent as writer, director, editor, or actor." On his favorite movies, past and present: "Oh, I have got so many favorite movies it is really hard to tell. I love Fellini's 8 1/2, Toy Story 2, Ringu, Oldboy, The Host. I am a big fan of Chan-wook Park. I love the classics, Tarkovsky, Kurosawa, etc, but also I love the movies of John Waters, trashier pulp films, and comic book films. Wall-E, Up, Orphanage, Pan's Labyrinth, District 9. I'm looking forward to The Road. And I'm hoping they do a District 10."