‘Doctor Who’ Quiz: Christmas of the Daleks

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The Doctor Who universe has been enormously influenced by Christmas, although it is still considered to be largely a human institution.

But what of the Doctor’s notorious enemies, the Daleks? What do they do for the holidays? And can you be sure there aren’t any Skaronians hidden in your midst as you settle down for Christmas dinner?!

Ahead of the Doctor Who New Year's Day special, "Revolution of the Daleks," why not take this festive test of character and find out for yourself?

1. When do you first start organizing your Christmas this year?

A. October

B. December

C. I AM ALWAYS PREPARED AND EVER VIGILANT

If you answered A, excellent work, you would make a good party planner.

If you answered B, you clearly depend on a last-minute rush of adrenaline to get inspired.

If you answered C, YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT SOLDIER.

2. As you head out to get the ingredients for Christmas dinner, you receive a text saying one of your guests has recently become vegan. What is your first reaction?

A. Text back to find out what they would like to eat

B. Text back telling them to bring their own dinner

C. DESTROY THE SUPERMARKET

If you answered A, you are a kind and generous host.

If you answered B, you’re good at finding creative solutions to problems.

If you answered C, YOU ARE SUPREME! YOU HAVE CONQUERED CHRISTMAS!

3. Which of these best describes your approach to decorating a tree?

A. A carefully curated mix of old and new decorations, color-matched and spread evenly

B. A hodge-podge of whatever decorations you can find

C. BURN THE TREE

If you answered A, your tree shows taste and care.

If you answered B, your tree shows spontaneity and fun.

If you answered C, YOUR TREE IS NO LONGER AN OBSTACLE. PROCEED!

4. You’ve been allocated a work colleague for a Secret Santa present. What sort of a gift do you favor?

A. Something light-hearted and fun

B. Something educational and exciting

C. SOMETHING THAT WILL ENHANCE THE NEEDS OF THE DALEK RACE

If you answered A, you’re entering into the Christmas spirit.

If you answered B, you’re showing a kind and thoughtful side.

If you answered C, YOU ARE READY TO MOVE TO THE NEXT PHASE OF THE MASTER PLAN.

5. Complete this song lyric: “You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, you’d better not pout, I’m telling you why…”

A. “…Santa Claus is coming to town”

B. “…I am going to give you a hug”

C. “…WE WILL FIND YOU AND THEN WE WILL EXTERMINATE YOU”

If you answered A, you know your yuletide hits.

If you answered B, you’re a warm and caring person.

If you answered C, YOU ARE IN CONTROL! YOU WILL PREVAIL!

6. When you settle down to wrap your presents, what’s the one thing you can’t do without?

A. A tape dispenser

B. A plentiful supply of decorative ribbons

C. HANDS. WHEN HUMANITY IS ENSLAVED, OUR GIFTS WILL BE WRAPPED FOR US!

If you answered A, you’re practical and efficient.

If you answered B, you are flamboyant and creative.

If you answered C, YOU ARE ONE OF THE SUPREME BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE!

7. You have an invite to a fancy-dress Christmas party. What’s your go-to costume?

A. Hanging baubles and tinsel from a big green jumper and going as a Christmas tree

B. Rainbow stripe T-shirt and culottes, accessorized with welding goggles, a long multi-colored scarf, sand shoes and a fez

C. PEOPLE WHO WEAR FANCY DRESS ARE WEAK AND SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED!

If you answered A, you’re the life and soul of the party.

If you answered B, you’re a passionate fan of your favorite sci-fi franchise and it shows.

If you answered C, YOU HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR PEOPLE WHATSOEVER.

8. On Christmas morning, how do you approach opening presents?

A. Nothing until after Christmas dinner

B. Stockings before breakfast, then larger presents after

C. SCAN ALL GIFTS FOR USEFUL ITEMS THEN CLAIM THEM FOR YOURSELF

If you answered A, you’re clearly very good at delayed gratification.

If you answered B, you know how to build excitement into your day.

If you answered C, YOU NOW HAVE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE OVER THE ENTIRE CELEBRATION.

9. You open a gift to see that a beloved aunt has knitted you a very loud sweater. How do you respond?

A. "Wow! This must have taken you ages."

B. "I’m going to wear this right now and never take it off."

C. "I DO NOT WEAR SWEATERS! EXTERMINATE!"

If you answered A, you’re kind and diplomatic.

If you answered B, you’re enthusiastic and not afraid to look silly.

If you answered C, YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY GIFTS FOR. GIFTS ARE SENTIMENTAL AND SENTIMENT MUST BE ERADICATED!

10. What is your favorite Christmas carol?

A. Away in a Manger

B. Hark! The Weeping Angels Sing

C. DESTROY TO THE WORLD

If you answered A, Christmas is a time of peace and goodwill.

If you answered B, Christmas is a time for fun and games (and Doctor Who).

If you answered C, YOU WILL DOMINATE CHRISTMAS. YOU ARE SUPREME!

What were your results? Do you lean more toward human being or Dalek??